I’m not usually one for forwarded emails.  I only read about half of them that come in and probably only forward half of those.  This one was so funny that I’m not just forwarding, I’m posting for all of you too.  I actually almost spit my drink out on my laptop on a few of these:

Confucius Say:

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Virginity like bubble

one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car

 get tired.

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Man who run behind car

get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket

 feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano

wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one chopstick

go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse.. wife

 soon find husband in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib

but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell

bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet

is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house

should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man’s well

often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church

sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different

to midget.

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Person who deletes this

has no humor!!!

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