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Sunday Smile #4

Sunday Smile is a meme to share something about your week that brought a smile to your face (and will bring one to your readers).  For me this is usually a forwarded message I got….the best one I received that week – the one that made me laugh out loud.  So check out my Sunday Smile today and then go back to your blog and post something to make your reader’s smile – a forwarded like message, a story about something that happened to you, or even a photo of a funny moment….Then come back and sign Mr. Linky below so that we cann all enjoy each other’s smiles as the week progresses and we get busy.

Getting the raise!

A maid asked her boss for a pay increase.

Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’

Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase… The first is that I iron better than you.’

Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’

Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’

Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’

Maria: ‘Your husband did.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.’

Wife (really furious now): ‘Did my husband say that as well?’

Maria: ‘No Señora, the gardener did.’

Wife: ‘So how much do you want?’

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