All About Kimberly

Sailing Along the Life of Single Parenthood

What Is Your Stripper Name?

While I was out and about surfing and catching up on some of my favorite blogs, I found this fun game over on Catherine’s blog, The Blonde Diaries, called What is your Stripper Name? So of course I had to play along.  

This was actually kind of fun so I thought hey – I should share this with my readers.

Here’s how it works:

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, post it to the comments section as well as posting on your own blog.

 

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Pinky
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixie
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitzy
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the  second half of your new last name:
a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = storm
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

I bolded my answers.  As you can see my stripper name is, Princess Dazzlekiss.  Haha.  I’m thinking maybe I should stay out of the stripper business because that doesn’t sound like a money making name.

Now it’s time for you to play along.  Figure out what your Stripper Name is….Comment here and on Catherine’s blog and be sure to go post about it on your blog too.

Starting a New Meme

yes…I’m taking a big step…..I’m hoping some of you will join in guys…Tomorrow will be the first installment of Sunday Smiles!  This will be a day to share a joke or funny picture…anything that inspires a laugh.  Whether you consider Sunday the end of the week or the beginning, we could all do well by ending our week with a laugh and by beginning our week on a happy note….So let’s all join together on Sunday’s and make people smile.  So today I ask you to please join with me tomorrow…post a “smiley” moment and post your link below my “Sunday Smile.” I’ll be sure to come to your posts for an extra smile.

The Night Before The Election

‘Twas the night before the election
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

‘ On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

The “Y” Generation

The Silent  Generation…
people born between 1925 and 1945.

The Baby Boomers…
people born between 1946 and 1964.

Generation X…
people born between 1965 and 1982.

Generation Y… 
people born between 1983 and 1997.

Why do we call the last group of people Generation Y?
I had no idea until I saw this caricaturist’s explanation!  A picture is worth a thousand words.

Now I understand!