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Monthly Archives: September 2008

A Funny for Today: Confucius Say

I’m not usually one for forwarded emails.  I only read about half of them that come in and probably only forward half of those.  This one was so funny that I’m not just forwarding, I’m posting for all of you too.  I actually almost spit my drink out on my laptop on a few of these:

 

Confucius Say:

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Virginity like bubble

one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car

 get tired.

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Man who run behind car

get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket

 feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano

wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one chopstick

go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong

man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse.. wife

 soon find husband in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib

but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell

bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet

is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house

should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man’s well

often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church

sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different

to midget.

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Person who deletes this

has no humor!!!

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Girls are Evil

You know I’ve heard this many times in my life – how vindictive and ugly girls can be, but I’ve been pretty oblivious I guess. i wans’t this way, and had not been treated this way. Today, however, I got so angry at the ugliness of the girls in Cameron’s class – actually this time, just one girl – one of her “best friends.” I’ve been struggling with this since last year when we moved schools. At our previous schools the kids were all friends. There wasn’t really any “groups.” Our new school though is drastically different. Her grade is very “clicky” which is hard for my little sensitive girl who just wants to be everyone’s friend.
Today she came running to me after school, and pulled me quickly aside. Why? Because she was in tears because this “best friend” had told her that if she went to the Cheetah Girls concert, she was going to pull her hair out!!!! Cameron had to be consoled (as you can well imagine), and then she wanted to call the little girls mom.
I didn’t let her call the mom explaining that this was a school issue, and she should have told her teacher or whatever adult was in charge at the time of this exchange. I did stop one of her teachers after school also though and made him aware of the situation – asking him not to actually do anything about this infraction but to make him aware and watchful of future exchanges!
So today I agree with those that have told me before how evil girls can be, and I don’t like it one bit.

Weird Numbers

Lately I’ve had a large number of odd numbers showing up on my  caller id.  They aren’t bill csalesman though because they are calling from local phone numbers. I ignored the first few but after checking the caller id on my cell phone today, I’ve decided I’d really like to know who is calling me so often (they don’t leave a message telling me).

I know there are lots of sites that provide nationwide phone lookup. A new site that provides this service is Reverse Phone Detective.  For a fee, Reverse Phone Detective will give you full reports on the number you are searching for.  This can be invaluable if you are receiving harrasing phone calls, hang ups, or some other type of disturbing situation.

Disney Moves to Bowling?

I’m always amazed at how many areas of our lives that Disney has ventured into, and it appears they are continuing to expand – this time into bowling.  According to an article I found at jaunted.com, Disney will be adding a 100 lane bowling alley to the Walt Disney World property in Orlando.  It will be built in the ESPN Wide World of Sports complex that hosts the Disney Channel Games each spring.

We love the four main parks so much, we’ve not even ventured into the miniature golf or water parks, but for big fans of family bowling, this may be another way to spend your money with Disney.  

Why would Disney do this? Not primarily for the normal families that vacation at Disney probably, but instead to host professional tournaments.  And if I had to take a wild guess, those participating in the professional tournaments will probably have good odds of venturing out of the tournament and spending more money with Disney – staying in their hotels, bringing the family to see the parks, or at least doing some shopping at Downtown Disney.

The alley, which will be one of the largest in the United States, is scheduled to open in 2010 and already has signed a deal with the United States Bowling Congress.

Monday’s Muse

I missed Monday Muse last week after life got crazy, but today I wanted to post one of the most inspiring things in my life. This is the background on my computer and my phone. I also have a print framed in my bedroom and one on the cork board in the dining room. I literally keep this picture in as many places as possible.

This picture is personal. It wouldn’t inspire anyone else, but because of the memories it brings to mind, the person it makes me think of, it brings peace and relaxation to me whenever things start to see overwhelming. So without any further adieu, my peaceful picture:
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